Gentlemen,
Do you not think it would be fun if when you went to the shopping centre there was a gentlemens private grotto?
I did a webacm earlier whereby I went for a job interview as Santa's little helper. Dressed in my thigh boots and mini Christmassy velvet dress I had my interview with Santa in a little private room. What would the job involve I asked. This "Santa" suggested that I made the dads feel very welcome and could find them something in my stockings to treat them with...... What a good idea.
Fancy re-enacting in my grotto in Maidstone, or I am paying my monthly visit to Guildford on 8th. Fancy me sitting on your lap and asking Santa for a wish?
