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26.12.2010 09:15:28

Is it a white Xmas?  Despite all the snow and ice around, apparently not if you want to claim off a bookie - lol.  Goodwill and peace to all men.

Too much food and rubbish TV, roads and tracks too icy to walk on, and the 25th & 26th different rendition of A Christmas Carol on TV this Dec, (yesterday Scrooged and Dr Who). 

I had a Xmas day workout and dispensed some Xmas cheer, just in time to get home to see Ricky Ponting suffer some more!! After some early dropped catches, our superior bowling machine rolled all over the Aussies, before Strauss and Cook started swinging away.  Now that is a Xmas present - all out for under a ton. 

I will be in very excellent form today if anyone wants to work off some festive overload. Lol.

xmas | festive | cricket | ponting | strauss | escorting

05.12.2010 20:42:50

Gentlemen,

Do you not think it would be fun if when you went to the shopping centre there was a gentlemens private grotto?

I did a webacm earlier whereby I went for a job interview as Santa's little helper. Dressed in my thigh boots and mini Christmassy velvet dress I had my interview with Santa in a little private room.  What would the job involve I asked.  This "Santa" suggested that I made the dads feel very welcome and could find them something in my stockings to treat them with...... What a good idea.

Fancy re-enacting in my grotto in Maidstone, or I am paying my monthly visit to Guildford on 8th.  Fancy me sitting on your lap and asking Santa for a wish?

Christmas | xmas | Santa | stockings

29.11.2010 19:43:08

What a start to the the Ashes test series.  A bad first innings, then a phoenix rises from the Ashes, lol.

I have long been a Cook supporter and he really pulled it out of the bag, along with Strauss and Trott.  Records being smashed willy nilly! Brilliant.  The best bit was the barmy army and their support.  I cannot believe that the Aussie supporters just did not turn up.  This should give us a real psychological advantage in Adelaide. It is worth losing sleep over.

I have also been enjoying Im a Celebrity. I do not think I could hold my tongue with Gillian McKeith, but I am loving Dom Joly.

The snow threatens to make an appearance in Kent.  Fingers crossed it passes over.  I hate the cold.  Anyone want to warm me up?

Ashes | cricket | snow | celebrity